Stoney Goes to the movies. Star Wars: The Force Awakening

Ok so this review is a little late on my part but in my defense I have been on a wicked bender lately. I have been consuming every Vodka and Whiskey drink this side of the Mason-Dixon line since early December.

Ok so me and the GF want to go see the new Star Wars and I am totally down for this shit. I love movies and I love trippy space shit to look at so his is right up my alley. I remember being a fan of the older remastered Star Wars on VHS but not the kin that memorizes what time KB toys or ToysRus opens so I could get the latest merch. I liked the original movies but hated episode 1-3 and I also played sports and liked girls so my nerd tendancies never really peaked like they could have. The only part I like in the early 2000 movies was ET and his homies chilling in the space center.

Back to the movie. The girl is actually smoking today so we load up the dr dabber premium oil and extract pen up with some of the crumbly bumble and start to smoke. I pull up at the Cinema and switch from crumble to shatter in the pen and I make sure I take a few real good rips before I go in. Now I am ready. I walk in with the girl and get our tickets and I buy a large drink and a large popcorn like a sucker and make my way to the movie.

I sit down and put on my 3D glasses, and the screen starts rolling the famous letters with the story blah blah princess leia, blah blah luke, blah blah empire, order, blah blah jedi you know the usual stuff and then that disappears and you see the stars and they look sweet.

Now I don’t think I have to tell you but this movie is the fucking balls in 3D. I mean everything from the opening credits to the ending is complete non-stop action except for a couple corny dialogs in there necessary to progress the story. The main characters weren’t that annoying which is very hard to do in a two hour movie. The main bad guy reminds me of the guy from Grandmas Boy which I can’t help but think was intentional.

I liked the story, I knew someone was gonna die and I was right but I didn’t guess the right person so there were still some surprises. The new people were OK. BB8 has a built in lighter wish is fucking sweet. I would smoke that little homie up all damn day.

The movie was very good overall, I wish they didn’t leave you literally on a cliff waiting for the next one but that is what is to be expected coming from a major motion picture these days. JJ did a great job on this and I can’t wait to get high as fuck and watch the next one. I would go see it again but there were still a good amount of weirdos in the theater so I may have to wait for it to come out on OnDemand or something.

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