Stoney movie review: Friends with benefits

(Burgers note: while both are gay, no strings attached is better. plus Natalie Portman > Mila Kunis)

Currently watching friends with benefits of my girlfriend. It's a great movie starring Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis. Totally great movie where I definitely don't want to blow my brains out in the first half hour.

So far we got Steppenwolf tunes, hot chicks acting like it's hard to find someone and a total pussy that is pretending he doesn't wanna stuff the girl from that 70s shows face in a pillow. Now they got a pact to have sex no strings attached and not catch any feelings.

If I see some TnA I will update but for now it is a 1 out of 5 on the Stoney movie scale. Its ok though, I am about 5 cape cods deep and feeling like a champ. Titos Vodka has been keeping me surprisingly well throughout the holiday except for the fact that I wake up with random bruises from banging into stuff when I am blackout.

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