The Pats shit the bed and lose home field advantage.

(burgers note: sweet!!!)

Patriots Vs. Dolphins

20-10 Miami Dolphins

What a terrible end to my apple bourbon and ginger ale early afternoon shenanigans. The PHINS? I am sure south Florida is ROCKING right now. Metaphorically and phsyically smoking rock right now. So here is your win that was totally a gift and not at all needed. This is like when Nino Brown gave Pookie a Turkey on Christmas. AINT NO THANG.

The New England Patriots should not have lost that game with Amendola and Gronk playing. I know brady took a couple shots from that mouth breather Suh but we should have put that game away by the half. Steven Jackson looked OK. Jamie Collins looked great on the line but missed some important pass coverages. Tom Brady was as meek as I have seen him all season and for whatever reason they are still afraid to unleash gronk at his full potential and start giving him the touches he needs. IF we wanna win a single game in the playoffs then we need to grow a set and maybe even a few curlies.

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ps. I hope Don Shula dies of excitement. I mean real aortic valve failure shit and croaks. He has been pissing me off for years talking up the Phins. Dude needs to dab his way on to the afterlife. Just looking at that smug son of a bitch makes me want to buy a plane ticket to Florida to kick him right in the colostomy bag.